My first post
2025/12/29 @ 9:20 PM

ahahah... I have so much to write about right now, my mind is practically overflowing with creativity, topics, ideas, canvases of infinite knowledge and wisdom that need to be wrangled from the confines of my mind and inscribed for posterity into the unforgetting halls of The Internet, so that for all of time my words, of priceless value to humanity, will be preserved for all of the one and a half people who want to read them. That makes sense because of course only one and half people in the world would even be capable of beginning to grasp my frankly dumbfounding intelligence.

I swear that tommorow I'll write an interesting story. From my life, that is. Starting off the rant blog strong with an actual blend of blog and rant, which will probably never happen again, since my life is usually too boring to write anything about.

Yeah... I really hope that what I just wrote turns out to not be true, because if it does then this whole section of my website will be incredibly dumb.

3/20/24 - cat

This is a cat. My cat, specifically. His name is Teddy. I understand that this a radical shift in topic nature, but I felt like it was getting kind of boring in here. So I busted out the cat.