What do a gun and a bag of chips have in common?
When you pull them out, everyone wants to be your friend.
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?"
"I don't know.."
"So it WAS you!"
What do you call a weatherman who broke all his limbs?
A four-caster.
I was going to tell you a joke about clouds, but it would've gone right over your head.